#MampisHair

 Just a few of the best #MampisHair tweets from Thursday
(n.b. I really didn't mean anything malicious by this, just having a bit of fun... We are 100% behind you girl!)
    
    
#MampisHair now on @dstv channel 198

@Jackfro1 #stargame #Mampishair is fluent in 9 languages and is currently learning how to speak 'Am a very awful hair style' @stretchdj
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@exquizzitz #MampisHair is the original dark continent #Stargame

@FrancisTandeo @BigBroAfrica we luv u mampi u
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@Cutie_Cici Tbh if mampi came to aussie they'd search her hair for drugs n shit!! #realtalk #BorderSecurity
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@mack_sqw33zy #mampi #mampi #mampi........wats with the hair????

@ThatBoiDutch Beats by Dre & now we got WEAVE by MAMPI ,..#mampishair

@Mwine_Filimu The President has commissioned a commission to look into #MampisHair

@stretchdj "@the_banda #MampisHair is the reason for global warming" #stargame

 @stretchdj @dowjones5 If you look closely you will see two elephants, a land rover and six midgets playing golf in #mampisHair #stargames

@stretchdj #Mampi was here #MampisHair http://pic.twitter.com/tUDmfQcy

@stretchdj Fraudulently obtaining K1bn from MTN ain't beeeg #MampisHair is BEEEEG!!!

 @exquizzitz “@Lalozie: #MampisHair just might be #Zambia's 11th province...” *buries self alive*

@Lalozie #MampisHair is the reason Phineas and Ferb were finally busted by Candace...

@velaruze Adams family finaly find a wife for Thing #mampishair

@exquizzitz #MampisHair is the reason there's so much congestion on Lusaka roads

@exquizzitz I'm going to sleep late and fail to get up early tomorrow because of #MampisHair

@The_Banda I bet the girl in this picture wishes she had #MampisHair ~~» http://pic.twitter.com/LfpwkP4Q

@velaruze Breaking News lady gaga loses prop latest whilst on tour #mampishair
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@bnach92 @Miss_Bee90 Rapunzle Rapunzle let down #mampisHair

@velaruze If John Cena stands behind #mampishair .. Wat will he say? " U can't c me

@stretchdj #MampisHair > #MyasHair

@casbabie #Mampishair is so unbeweavable

@velaruze #mampishair hair can knock out Esther Phiri.

@stretchdj #MampisHair doubles as her back-up dancer

@Jaybzm #MampisHair can smell what The Rock is cookin'

@pumulokaywala RT @Excus3MyFrench: #mampishair is the inspiration behind Dandy Crazys #CHINTELELWE

@SaniboyMwale Let's have sex no #mampishair attached #dead
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@Fuchsiaristic So am looking at myself in the mirror right and my weave says to me,When I grow up,I want to be like #MampisHair

@Chipochedu *dies... comes back to life... Then dies again* RT @geshgroove " pap in Zambia in english is called nshima " #Mampi #BigBrotherStarGames
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@haksy89 Some say she can hide the Stig in it... Others say, astronauts are able to see it from space... All we know is, its called #MampisHair

@michstizzy Contrary to popular belief #MampisHair actually grew a human being;her name is Mampi,she is a singer & a contestant in the BBA7

@rebellion414 I bet you need a rake to comb #MampisHair

@Fuchsiaristic #Didyouknow #MampisHair originally belonged to Samson.

@stretchdj #MampisHair is going to be on the new currency

@Bradleychingobe Its easier for a camel to pass through an eye of a needle than to find a chigayo lost in #mampishair

@Hardy_LS @MCFC have sent Patrick Viera to sign #MampisHair for undisclosed fee rumoured to be in the range of $1,600 to $1,600,000

 @Hardy_LS #MampisHair fills my ......" tv http://twitpic.com/9jj7pc
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@stretchdj George Lucas is rumoured to be interested in #MampisHair for the role of Chewbacca in the next Star Wars flick

@TwentyKwacha #MampisHair will sponsor MMD's national convention.

@Princess_Cobra #MampisHair can scare Chuck Norris

@stretchdj #BreakingNews Bigfoot has finally tracked down in Randburg, South Africa. #MampisHair

@stretchdj #MampisHair shot the sheriff

@stretchdj There is a conspiracy concerning #MampisHair and the Eurozone crisis

@Lalozie The 2.1bllion buried by Liato was change he got after buying #MampisHair

@luchi7 The tennis world is thinking of using #MampisHair as a playing surface after experimenting with blue clay

 @stretchdj #MampisHair only dates football players' hair ;)

@Hey_Mr_Lee #MampisHair was an extra in 'Willow Smith's - I whip my hair' video #TeamZambia

@stretchdj #MampisHair has its own diary session #TeamZambia

@stretchdj #MampisHair could feed a family of 6 for, I dunno, the better part of eternity :)

@stretchdj #MampisHair ghost wrote "Swilili"

@stretchdj the purchase of #MampisHair triggered a week of mayhem on the Lusaka Stock Exchange

@stretchdj #MampisHair has its own website

@stretchdj #MampisHair is the GDP of Malawi

@stretchdj hey @kryticismusic lets start a TT #MampisHair
  
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