"believes Mayuka is worth more than what Porto are offering Kabwe Warriors. C'mon guys!" - August 8th 2008
"xenophobia,
crime, cold nights, unforgiving courses, language difficulties,
expensive cigarettes... someone please remind me why I came to South
Africa!" - May 26th 2008
"deserves a lifetime under-acheivement award." - October 3rd 2008
"A good
barometer of the awesomeness of a weekend is to go into stretch's bag
and count the empty fag packets and jili sachets... I'm gunning for 30
jilis this weekend. I've paid my cab man in advance, lest i black the
fuck out in Chibolya or something" - December 24th 2009
"****
I'm auctioning off my Facebook account**** We start the bidding at
K100,000.... you may be wondering why it's of value? Well, you are
afforded the opportunity to dig up 2 years and 8 months of inbox dirt on
me" - December 17th 2009
"This
industry has its price. I miss the days when we would ride busses
instead of cabs, when we could walk anonymously into a tavern and get
wasted on a budget. When girls weren't that interested...." - December 16th 2009
"I'm told there's 48km of cabling within the QFM building" - December 15th 2009
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