Occupations

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Electrical Engineer - Cable Guy

Pharmacist - Drug Dealer (junkies please form an orderly queue behind the red line)

Fuel Attendant - Petroleum Products Transfer Technician

Quantity Surveyor - Brick Counter (really, thats what they do)

Accountant - Chartered Criminal

Journalist - Copy-and-Paste Robot

Singer/Rapper - Part-Time Sex Therapist (the amount of tail these guys get. smh)

Receptionist - Kachepa

Air Hostess - Why-Are-All-Of-You-Hotties?

Lawyer - Retailer of Expensive Latin Words

PA to the MD - The Real Boss (shout out to my big sis)

Doctor - Demi-god in White Coat

Stay-at-Home Dad - Loser (a spade is not a big spoon)

Barman - Can-I-Have-Two-Castle?

Conductor - Transport Officer (officer, may you kindly stop the omnibus and allow me to alight at Zesco)

Radio Jock - See "Singer/Rapper"

Teacher - Selfless Dispenser of Knowledge (you all deserve medals)

Policeman - Incompetence Wears Khaki

Footballer - A Costly Pair of Appendages

Jonisolyobwali - Domestic Affairs Officer

Gov't Minister - Revenue Consumption Expert

Nurse - Purveyor of Pain and Rudeness

Coach - Failed Athlete

First Year Female Student - Sperm Receptacle

Mechanical Engineer - Spanner Boy (granted, a very nerdy spanner boy)

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